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Joke of the Day
"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
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"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"
"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"
"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."
"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."
"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."