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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."

"What's the difference between white time and black time (Warning. Dad joke) The size of their clock."

"Why are doritos triangular? Because they are illuminachos."

"A hat and a tie are out running The tie gets tired and says he needs a break. The hat replies ""Don't worry. You hang around and I'll go on ahead."""

"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"

"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."

"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."

"Annoy your wife by saying ""wow"" every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor."