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Joke of the Day
"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"
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"At my funeral I want the picture of me next to the coffin to have eyeholes cut out with someone behind it glaring at people coming in."
"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."
"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"