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Joke of the Day

"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."

"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."

"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."

"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."

"How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too heavy to lift."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more."""