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Joke of the Day
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."
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"What keeps running and doesn't get tired? A Kenyan child."
"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."
"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."
"Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited."
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"friend: ""we should have a drink sometime"" *never contacts them again*"
"A libertarian vote walks out of a bar ... ... and goes, ""God, I'm wasted."""
"What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld? Oddfeld..."
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"