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Joke of the Day
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."
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"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"
"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"
"My housemate threw milk on me... how dairy."
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."
"A scientist walks into a bar and seems depressed. The bartender asks ""What's the matter?"" The scientist replies ""Everything is matter."""
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""
"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."