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Joke of the Day

"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""

"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"

"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."

"Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!"

"Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing."

"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."

"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."