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Joke of the Day
"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."
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"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari? About 568 horses."
"What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar? The name's Bond, Covalent Bond"
"Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says ""buy me some time"" and the guy goes and buys him a clock"
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."
"Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1"
"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"