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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."
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"50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies."
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."
"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""
"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."
"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""*   I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."
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"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."
"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."