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Joke of the Day

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."

"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."

"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."

"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"

"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"