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Joke of the Day

"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."

"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"

"Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA."

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."

"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"

"So there's this guy that does nothing but masturbate and watch Netflix all day... Oh wait... That's me."