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Joke of the Day

"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"

"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"

"Driving with me is like being trapped in a tiny karaoke bar that doesn't serve booze and the worst singer won't get off the stage."

"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."

"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("