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Joke of the Day

"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"

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"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
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"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"