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Joke of the Day

"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"

"Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing."

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."

"Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, I know a shortcut."

"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"