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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."
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"Hiding from people at parties is my cardio."
"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"
"Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"
"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"
"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"
"What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool"
"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."