178542
Joke of the Day
"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."
Next Joke
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."
"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""
"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"
"Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers? They can only learn 4 moves."
"ADHD is ADD in high definition."
"*Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car* Him: *Drives away* Me: *whispers* ""yeah, you'll be back."""