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Joke of the Day
"I love the way earth rotates.... ..it really makes my day"
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"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."
"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"
"What's the difference between a dirty Greyhound station and a lobster with big breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
"What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"What is smarter? What is smarter, longitude or latitude?...Longitude, because it has 360 degrees."