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Joke of the Day
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"Today is 4/22! If you missed 4/20, don't worry because today is 4/22"
"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."
"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart."
"Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump"
"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"
"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."
"It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons."
"I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good."