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Joke of the Day

"I know five people who are clinically insane... I'm two of them."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."

"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"

"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."

"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"First World Problems How to create FWP, Get a dog and a boy and throw the boy down the well and go get your dog to save him because you to lazy to do it *AMERICA*"

"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"I like camping but... it's so in tents"

"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"