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Joke of the Day

"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"

"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"

"7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me."

"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"

"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"

"[at a bar] ""I'm meeting my friend Dan"" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK"

"I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them."

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"