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Joke of the Day

"I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!"

"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"

"A day without sunshine is like, night."

"KFC is a shelter for battered chickens"

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."