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Joke of the Day
"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
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"I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."
"LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER"
"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."
"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"
"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."
"What do you call a cross dressed robot? Android-gynous"
"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."