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Joke of the Day
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
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"if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user."
"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."
"What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt"
"missed connection: you walked by my house and saw me drinking from the hose. please respond with the hose color so I know it's you"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"
"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"