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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
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"When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case."
"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler"
"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."
"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Words to live by What doesn't kill you, isn't in Australia"