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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
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"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"Christmas in Latvia Is Christmas man have present! He open, find rotten potato. Wife die of malnutrition night that."
"Some people need therapy. ... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence"
"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."
"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"
"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"
"Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'."
"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."