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Joke of the Day

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""

"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"

"Had scab soup today made it from scratch."

"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."

"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"

"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."

"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"

"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."

"I never run with scissors Those last two words were unnecessary"

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."