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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."

"How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post."

"What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !"

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."

"Q: How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? A: Play the piano until you find the right key."

"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"

"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."

"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."

"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."