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Joke of the Day

"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."

"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."

"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"

"I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski."

"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."