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Joke of the Day

"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"

"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"

"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"

"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."

"If she's wong.... she cant be white."

"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ..."