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Joke of the Day

"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"

"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."

"What's the difference between reddit and facebook? Reddit is better"

"Whoa whoa whoa... I was stalking her first buddy..."

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."

"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response."

"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"

"If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met."