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Joke of the Day
"When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case."
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"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"
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