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Joke of the Day

"I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom?"

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."

"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"

"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face."