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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied ""The weather didn't agree with me."""

"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""

"What comes out of a reasonable volcano? Pragma."

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."

"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food? Christian Kale"

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."