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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."

"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up."

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."

"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."

"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."

"Jesus would be a great porn star. His second cumming is biblical in proportion."