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Joke of the Day

"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"

"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."

"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."

"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"

"So this store ""Hole Foods"" just sells donuts and Swiss cheese?"

"White men can jump to conclusions."

"How many feet do 2 black chickens have?"

"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"