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Joke of the Day

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."

"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"

"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."

"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"

"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""

"Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"