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Joke of the Day

"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"

"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."

"I have HIV Hair is vanishing"

"I just Googled ""Living with Glaucoma"" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses."

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"