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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"

"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"

"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."

"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."

"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."