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Joke of the Day
"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."
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"What kind of Pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? Peek-a-Jew"
"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"
"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"
"What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado"
"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."
"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"
"Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up"
"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"