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Joke of the Day

"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"

"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."

"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"

"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."

"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"

"Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult."

"Why is the tailor's daughter such a slut? She gives great hem jobs."

"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."