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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"2 Scientists walk into a bar... The first one tells the bartender, ""I'd like some H2O"" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, ""I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore..."""

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick."

"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."

"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."

"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."

"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"