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Joke of the Day
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
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"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"
"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."
"What do you call a can after it completes college? A graduated cylinder."
"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"A black man walks into the university"
"if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it"
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"