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Joke of the Day

"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"

"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."

"My buddy asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told him not much has changed, I just get a little less head."

"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"

"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."