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Joke of the Day

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"I was accused of plagiarism... Their words, not mine"

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."

"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."

"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"

"Glee has ruined that word for me"

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"