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Joke of the Day
"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."
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"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them."
"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"
"I went to the gym and asked the guy there to teach me how to do the splits..... He said 'how flexible are you?' I said 'I can't do Thursdays.' Credit: Tommy Cooper"
"Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte"
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."
"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."