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Joke of the Day

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."

"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."

"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."

"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"

"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."

"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."

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