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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
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"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."
"Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies."
"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""
"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""
"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"
"A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out."
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
"What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog."
"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."