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Joke of the Day

"My buddy asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told him not much has changed, I just get a little less head."

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"I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street... ...I will tell her she is old."
"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."
"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."
"Having intense back pain atm It's no joke"
"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."
"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."
"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"