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Joke of the Day
"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."
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"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."
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"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
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"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""