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Joke of the Day

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"

"Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet."

"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"

"My son asked me the definition of impending doom. I just said, 'you know when you smell dog poop in the house, but you can't see it? That.'"

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."