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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
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"[marriage counseling] He barely knows who I am anymore ""That's not true, Karen"" LINDA, MY NAME IS LINDA"
"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. ""They're not the only ones,"" I said, looking at his mobility scooter."
"Two caw are standing in a field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."