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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."

"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."

"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to another? See you next month."

"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."

"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."

"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"