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Joke of the Day
"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"
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"Made a sex robot out of the Xbox and now I'm at the free clinic getting this red ring of death looked at."
"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"
"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"
"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"Your momma so fat... Her splash attack does damage"