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Joke of the Day
"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."
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"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"
"WHY IS THAT COTTON CANDY TALKING?! ""Grandma, that's Niki Minaj."""
"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"
"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."