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Joke of the Day

"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""

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"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"
"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"
"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."
"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""
"Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*"
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn't catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper."
"Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*"