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Joke of the Day

"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""

"If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?"

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."

"Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It's been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn't die. Calm down."

"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"

"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"

"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."

"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""