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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"
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"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
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"When I die... I just want 2016 to be my pallbearer, so it can let me down one last time."
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"
"Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day"
"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."
"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."
"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"